About

“About” pages is like masturbation. It’s all just self gratification.

But really, i’m tall, 6′4 and handsomely svelte. I’ve been told I look like George Clooney. I love to cook, clean and do the laundry. I sometimes cry during a movie, and I like long walks along the river.

…and if you believe all that I’ve got some ice to sell you in Antarctica.