Difference Between Prison And Work

10 differences between being in prison and working:

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

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10 Most magnificent trees in the world

A tree is a wonderful living organism which gives shelter, food,
warmth and protection to all living things. It even gives shade to
those who wield an axe to cut it down” – Buddha.

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/21/10-most-magnificent-trees-in-the-world/ 

Adobe Creative Suite 3.0 launch confirmed for March 27

Adobe Systems will officially roll out its highly anticipated Creative Suite 3.0 software bundle at a special event in New York City on March 27, the company confirmed on Monday.

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22 Ways to Reduce Eye Strain at Your Computer

Do you spend a lot of time in front of the computer?Ever rub your eyes and want to stop working?

You may be experiencing Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS), the official diagnosis given to a range of symptoms that include:

• burning
• dry and strained eyes
• headache
• neck ache
• blurred vision

CVS, more commonly known as computer eyestrain, is due to over- or misuse of computer monitors, bad lighting and other environmental and ergonomic factors.

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The machine is Us/ing us

Photoshop Tutorial

Vanishing objects with clone tool in photoshop

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3 years

It had been just over 3 years that I had stepped foot into a church. I told myself i’d never go back, but when I heard that there was a mass for the 10th year death-iversary of my grandfather, I couldn’t say no. So i went, and it was boring as hell as usual, but it was good to see the extended family again, even if it was only half of them.

We had a reservation at Bigg’s for 11AM for 20 people. We show up at 11:02 and say we’ve got a reservation under my aunt’s name. The fucking jew manager said he had already given the reservation away because we were late. Now I can MAYBE sympathize with him if it were only for 2 people, but this was for 20+ people. My cousin and I were absolutely astounded that this guy had actually given it away after 2 minutes. Incredible.

Needless to say we didn’t find anywhere else for breakfast, so we all went our seperate ways, and I went home hungry. I proceeded to spend the rest of the day cleaning and doing laundry @ 3.25 a pop. Fucking fun eh?

Outlook 2007 is gonna suck (apparently)

Outlook 2007 is going to be a giant step backwards. David Greiner over at Campaign Monitor shows the details.

fuckin hell

Gotta love having to work late.

The Funniest NES Commercials

Classic NES commercials are timeless in that they are funny and yet corny at the same time. Maybe it had something to do with the era they came out in, but it doesn’t matter if these commercials are Japanese, German, or American, they still make you laugh.

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