Lost in translation

This HAS to be, THE most FUCKED up thing i’ve seen in years.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/03/09/lost-in-translation-bukkake-milk/

You’ll die laughing.

I was at the game last night, and it was “Mike Fisher” night. Oh he’s so dreamy…

The game was awesome, and I got to rub the win in the faces of all the Oilers fans there (who seemed to outnumber us).

But man does Gerber suck!!

Maaaarrrrsh-aaaaaallllll!

22 Ways to Reduce Eye Strain at Your Computer

Do you spend a lot of time in front of the computer?Ever rub your eyes and want to stop working?

You may be experiencing Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS), the official diagnosis given to a range of symptoms that include:

• burning
• dry and strained eyes
• headache
• neck ache
• blurred vision

CVS, more commonly known as computer eyestrain, is due to over- or misuse of computer monitors, bad lighting and other environmental and ergonomic factors.

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Best fan sign ever

Makes me wonder what other four holes she’s talking about.

Vista upgrade invalidates your XP key

If you choose to purchase an upgrade version of Windows Vista to upgrade XP, you will no longer be able to use that version of XP. Either on another system, or as a dual-boot option. The key will be invalidated, preventing activation.

Talk about getting completely jammed in the starfish.

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The Funniest NES Commercials

Classic NES commercials are timeless in that they are funny and yet corny at the same time. Maybe it had something to do with the era they came out in, but it doesn’t matter if these commercials are Japanese, German, or American, they still make you laugh.

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7 Cool Things You Can Make with Paper

Not just for writing anymore. Here’s a compiled a list of cool things you can make with paper — perfect for a lazy weekend. Check out the vids.

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Xmas ‘06

Well, it wasn’t an overly exciting Christmas this year. Pretty low key, nothing spectacular, (except for some choice photos of my niece) we just kept it a quiet Christmas. It would appear though that my family seems to think that I spend alot of time reading in the bathroom, (a trait that is shared by both my brothers and my father) because I have received 3 bathroom reading books.

What they fail to realize is that I’m the exact opposite.

So now i’ve got about 2000 pages worth of useless material that i’ll never read. I’ve passed it on to my roommate, who is more than happy to sit in there and fester while reading little anecdotes and random facts that have no impact in life. But it’s the thought that counts.

I did get a new electric shaver and some cologne though. I guess they were trying to tell me something.

post x-mas shopping

My god there are some retarded people in this world.

Make miniatures with Photoshop

I love discovering new tricks / techniques / things in Photoshop. I’ve figured out a way to make a picture look like a miniature model on display. Click on the two thumbnails to see the end result of my playing. The pics are taken from my old office view at work.